So I go outside because the Schwan's guy is here and as I come back to the house in to grab my wallet I notice my son has mud on him and is naked.
He tells me (without being asked) that he left his clothes next to the door.
So like any mother I ASSUME they are covered in mud like the child and tell him to go put them in the washer.
And he informs me they're still clean.
?????
I raise an eyebrow.
"Well, I knew I only had one clean pair of clothes left so I took my clothes off before I went outside to go play in the mud."
In my yard with a see through fence across the street from the biggest gossip in town and the only place to purchase groceries for 25 miles in each direction.
Gee....thank you.
I was trying so hard not to laugh I was purple. I sent him to take a shower.
This is what happens when you take tv and computers away from children....they make their own entertainment....entirely at your expense....
It sounds like something my son would have done when he was younger. When he was younger, he would ALWAYS take his clothes off. I joked that the neighbors must think he has no clothes.
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